I remember watching “Pee-wee’s Playhouse” on television (even though, as a kid in junior high and high school, I was perhaps a bit older than the target demographic–and no, I wasn’t high) I recall ...

What you see above is one of the Healthy Choice Top Chef-branded entrees they keep hawking on this damned show. I bought two on an impulse tonight while shopping* at Target (*shopping = wandering the ...